Symbol was granted power to shoot its happy missles into–or over–the brown river on Rockford's west side to protect the community and city from the righteous east side of Rockford or other city's attacks to take control of our valuable land for retail restaurant development. Rockford's land is loaded with pride, ego, Walgreens, gas stations, McDonalds, and not enough Olive Gardens or Red Lobsters. Symbol protects our valuable land for us when we are too drunk or poor to fight Schaumburg, Belvedere, Roscoe, Loves Park, and Beloit.