Simbo loves everyone unconditionally–well, almost everyone. Simbo can't stand the people from downtown Rockford because of the war It fought in the 80s to remain there. It's why It faces north and away from the bees nest, downtown Rockford. Even when everyone hates on Simbo for looking like a large swollen penis, It stands there with Its dildoic arm, androgynously outliving you and I. We are weak and stamina-less in Its presence.