Simbo found Christ the Lord Thomas Derby in 2010 and prays for Rockford and the people at least twice a day. It says to Its Lord, "Dear Lord Derby, please help the people read, do math, and use common cents in the YOU$A™! If they can't figure it out, please give them some metal panties to help them think straight. I love you, Lord Derby. Please keep me warm and safe in the night when the homeless invaders take flight."